Saturday, December 6, 2025
💬 In a few words:
Navy shot at a drug boat, then shot at the survivors. Investigation pending.
More details:
🧩 Simple Version
So, the U.S. military shot at a boat suspected of carrying drugs. Then, oops, they shot at the people who survived the first shooting too. Now, a senator wants to put the military folks on the stand to explain this whole mess. It's like accidentally hitting your car, and then accidentally hitting it again while trying to figure out what happened.
⚖️ The Judgment
EXTREMELY BAD
Why It’s Bad (or Not)
This whole operation is giving me a serious headache. We're talking about shooting people twice. That's not exactly a "good deed" on our celestial report card.
- Infractions:
- Double-tapping survivors: Major violation of "don't be a jerk" rules.
- "Lethal, kinetic strikes": Sounds like they're really leaning into the "bad" part.
- Tensions with Venezuela: Because the world needed more drama.
- Bonus Points for trying to make it sound legal: "Approved by the best military and civilian lawyers." Sure, Jan.
"The Ruling: The defendant's actions demonstrate a disturbing pattern of enthusiasm for unnecessary follow-up. A stern reprimand and a mandatory refresher course in basic humanity are in order."
🎯 Final Verdict
Looks like someone failed their "basic decency" exam. Shooting survivors is a big no-no, folks. We're trying to clean up the seas, not turn them into a splash zone for war crimes. Let's hope this investigation leads to some actual accountability, and not just more paperwork.
