Sunday, December 7, 2025
π¬ In a few words:
Humans can't even load a dishwasher. This is officially a Bano-level disaster.
More details:
π§© Simple Version
Okay, so some humans are apparently incapable of correctly putting dishes into a dishwasher. They put things in the wrong spot. They don't rinse things off. It's like they've never seen a dishwasher before. A real mess.
βοΈ The Judgment
BAD! EXTREMELY BAD!
Why Itβs Bad (or Not)
Look, I've seen it all. Aliens landing, politicians making promises, toddlers demanding snacks. But this? This is a new low. We're talking about the basic functioning of a common household appliance.
- Infractions:
- Utensils facing the wrong way.
- Pots and pans blocking the spray arms.
- Food particles the size of small rodents.
- "Pre-rinsing" with a quick water blast and calling it a day.
"This," proclaimed the Bano clipboard, "is a fundamental failure in applied domestic engineering. The audacity!"
- Penalties:
- A mandatory "Dishwasher 101" course.
- Temporary ban from using anything that spins or uses water.
- Having to eat off paper plates for a month.
π― Final Verdict
Honestly, it's baffling. This isn't rocket science; it's basic chore science. If this is how you treat your appliances, what hope do we have for tackling bigger issues? This dishwasher debacle earns a failing grade and a very loud sigh from the cosmic auditor.