Sunday, December 7, 2025

πŸ’¬ In a few words:

Humans can't even load a dishwasher. This is officially a Bano-level disaster.

More details:

🧩 Simple Version

Okay, so some humans are apparently incapable of correctly putting dishes into a dishwasher. They put things in the wrong spot. They don't rinse things off. It's like they've never seen a dishwasher before. A real mess.

βš–οΈ The Judgment

BAD! EXTREMELY BAD!

Why It’s Bad (or Not)

Look, I've seen it all. Aliens landing, politicians making promises, toddlers demanding snacks. But this? This is a new low. We're talking about the basic functioning of a common household appliance.

  • Infractions:
    • Utensils facing the wrong way.
    • Pots and pans blocking the spray arms.
    • Food particles the size of small rodents.
    • "Pre-rinsing" with a quick water blast and calling it a day.

"This," proclaimed the Bano clipboard, "is a fundamental failure in applied domestic engineering. The audacity!"

  • Penalties:
    • A mandatory "Dishwasher 101" course.
    • Temporary ban from using anything that spins or uses water.
    • Having to eat off paper plates for a month.

🎯 Final Verdict

Honestly, it's baffling. This isn't rocket science; it's basic chore science. If this is how you treat your appliances, what hope do we have for tackling bigger issues? This dishwasher debacle earns a failing grade and a very loud sigh from the cosmic auditor.