Saturday, December 6, 2025
💬 In a few words:
Senators are checking if Defense Secretary told troops to leave no survivors on drug boats. Suspicious!
More details:
🧩 Simple Version
So, the news is that some senators, both Republicans and Democrats (shocking, I know!), are looking into a claim. Apparently, a guy named Pete Hegseth, who's in charge of defense stuff, told people to make sure nobody survived when they attacked some boats in the Caribbean. These boats were supposedly carrying drugs. One attack supposedly killed two survivors with a second missile because the boss wanted everyone gone. Hegseth says it's all lies and that their actions are totally legal and necessary to stop drugs.
⚖️ The Judgment
EXTREMELY BAD!
Why It’s Bad (or Not)
This is a big, fat, stinky BAD. We're talking about allegedly ordering extrajudicial killings. That's not how you handle a boat, even if it has a terrible taste in cargo.
- Infraction: Assuming someone is a 'narco-terrorist' and then acting like a playground bully with missiles.
- Infraction: The idea of a 'no survivors' order is chilling. Did they forget we have rules? Even for boat people?
- Infraction: The Defense Secretary's defense is basically, 'It's legal and we have lawyers!' Which is like saying, 'I can speed because the car can go fast!' Totally convincing.
- Ruling: The Senate's investigation is noted. We'll see if they find any actual common sense in this mess.
"My clipboard is sweating. I've seen it all, but 'kill everybody' on a boat? Really? Earth, you're making my job too easy and too depressing."
🎯 Final Verdict
Earth is really pushing the limits on this one. Allegations of ordering mass killings over drug boats? That's a hard 'no' from the moral inspector's office. We're talking about potentially war crimes here. Let's hope the senators uncover the truth and this doesn't just fade into another 'he said, they said' mess. My circuits are buzzing with disappointment.
