Saturday, December 6, 2025
💬 In a few words:
Humans get worse gas mileage. Bano is unimpressed. Score: BAD.
More details:
🧩 Simple Version
The big boss in Washington decided cars can drink more gas. This means they don't have to go as far on one gallon. Automakers are happy because it's cheaper for them. Environmentalists are NOT happy because the planet is getting hotter. Some people think this is good for buyers, others say it's bad for our air.
⚖️ The Judgment
BAD!
Why It’s Bad (or Not)
- Moral Infraction: Reversing rules meant to make cars cleaner and less polluting. This is like telling your kids to stop cleaning their room because it's too much effort.
- Twist of Logic: Automakers are cheering for more pollution. "It's good for the customers!" they cry, while probably buying private jets.
- Evidence of Dumbness: The administration claims this helps people afford cars, but doesn't mention the cost of gas or a hotter planet.
- Official Ruling: The cosmic conscience declares this a clear violation of "Thou Shalt Not Make Earth Uninhabitable for Thyself."
🎯 Final Verdict
Well, well, well. Humanity is back at it again, making decisions that feel like they were written by a spoiled toddler. This move to allow cars to guzzle more gas is a step backward, literally and figuratively. Bano is shaking her head so hard, her glasses are fogging up from the sheer disappointment.
